Not paying for postage, I already pay for acne cream.
Life’s too short and so are your nails.
Laundry (noun): a rare phenomenon that only occurs when you have no clean underwear.
*before shipping and handling*
“Where have you been all my life” -Rihanna, about this quiz
“IT’S LIKE RIPPING OUT ALL OF YOUR GUTS ON A STRING.”
Why have a whole jacket, when you can have a quarter of one?
Et les gens ne sont pas contents.
And people are starting to react.
On the occasion of their birth.
Your everyday beauty routine awaits.
“Rolls their eyes at BuzzFeed.”
“But still reads it.”
Ya man ain’t never seen gems like this.