Because cozy is the new black.
You’re off to great places! Today is your day! Dreading all the icebreakers you’ll play.
Always and forever a stylish gem.
All the ladies who truly can’t apply false eyelashes, throw your hands up at me.
Heading off to college? Keep calm and gird yourself.
Oh, the places they’ll go.
Straight line distance to the cheese.
Have I made myself clear?
Zipper stuck? You’re in luck.
“I hear ‘Game Stop’ and I may as well just hear ‘fap fap.’”
Now you’re speaking my languid.
They handle the shipping & handling.
Because sometimes bad things happen to good people.