1. You have no idea what channel Nicklodeon or the Disney Channel is on anymore.
2. Or MTV.
3. A healthy supply of Lactaid and Pepcid AC are always within arms reach.
4. You thought Ariana Grande was a new size of Starbucks cup.
5. You actually enjoy hanging out with your parents.
6. You've asked the salesperson for "sensible" shoes.
7. You have unexplainable aches and pains that seem to come and go as they please.
8. Bed Bath & Beyond is your idea of a fun outing.
9. Child actors you grew up with are now playing parents.
10. You've made dinner plans based on the parking situation.
11. On a similar note, you've skipped a concert because it was standing room only.
12. Your favorite band from high school is on a REUNION TOUR.
13. Just the idea of spring break sends shivers up your spine.
14. You've bought Activia.
15. You've seen fashions die and be reborn.
16. You remember when these guys were actually on Saturday Night Live and not just in State Farm commercials.
17. You've been called "sir" or "ma'am," and haven't blinked an eye.
18. Someone has accidentally guessed your age when they were just kidding about how old you are.
19. You've used slang when you had no idea what it meant.
20. A youngster has referred to you as a "hip" older person.
21. You cringe whenever someone younger says that they've never seen a movie that you grew up with.
22. You've gone to bed on Friday night at 10 p.m. ON PURPOSE.
23. You've said something like this:
