Shit sucks.

They may have little to no benefits, but what it is more meaningful is that they definitely have no health detriments.

Just buy a food processor and make your life easier.

All the guys want to hang out with Dany.

This is about 20x funnier when stoned.

Yuck

Almost everyone you know must work in retail or some crappy service job. I have me a 4-day weekend.

Duke Nukem 3D on the Kali network if you had at least a decent video card, 56k modem connection, and 512mb of memory!

Nicki Minaj looks like a clown in all that caked-on makeup. Mariah Carey doesn’t need all that glam to look beautiful.

Anyone else reading all these quotes with your inner Schwarzenegger voice? Makes it feel like he’s living inside me. Oh god I’m so stoned…