1. I can tell from the 'previously on PLL' bit that this is going to be a GOOOOOOD episode.
2. Especially when they flashback to a character you had completely forgotten about.
3. Oh they're actually going to try to get the microchips removed?
4. ABOUT TIME.
5. BUT SERIOUSLY OMG GIRLS GO TO THE COPS YOU HAVE MICROCHIPS IN YOUR NECKS.
6. Also how did it take you this long to notice a HUGE LUMP in your neck?
7. LOL Aria you so dumb. That was your phone ringing, not your microchip.
8. Pretty sure you can't answer a chip, hey.
9. Maybe if they spent more time at school and less time tryna hunt down Charles they would know that you can't answer a chip.
10. I love that they were looking up animal chips and not ones for humans.
11. That "Charles doesn't KNOW WE KNOW" scene reminded me of the Friends episode where everyone except Ross finds out about Monica and Chandler.
12. Stupid Ross.
13. Spencer, every season: "If we do this thing that A doesn't know about then we can totally catch A and escape forever."
14. A, every season: "Lol nice try."
15. OMG are the DiLaurentises running away?
16. Mr D bein' the smartest tho. Like these girls are always like "no no, I don't want to leave Rosewood, the town where I've been getting stalked and terrorised for years" but Mr D gets ONE MESSAGE from A and he's like "wut? fuck outta here byeeeeeee".
17. Like remember when Emily was all sad because her mum wanted her to move to Texas to be with her dad and she was like "nahhhhh… I like it here with the stalker and the drama even though they literally just ran my BFF Hanna over with a car I think I can handle it?"
18. Dum dum.
19. How is Mr D the most responsible parent in town rn honestly.
20. YASSS DRAMA.
21. "I'm taking you some place safe" LOL ok like there's somewhere safe in this show.
22. Remember Ravenswood, the next town over, which is FULL OF GHOSTS AND CURSES.
23. LOL JK none of us want to remember Ravenswood.
24. Uhh Mr D are you forgetting a child?
25. WHERE IS JASON?!
26. When the girls send a text to each other, why do they never have a message history?
27. Maybe A deletes all their communication daily.
28. Remember to screencap, ladies.
29. Yay Ashley Marin, everyone's favourite wine mom!
30. Hanna is dressed like a country club wife with all those pearls and that red knitted cardigan.
31. Aww our baby girl is going to college despite attending nearly no classes for the last two years and having a mild drinking problem last year.
32. Nothin' suss 'bout dat and I'm sure A isn't involved at all.
33. Lol remember when Ashley banged Jason.
34. I'd bang Jason.
35. Where is Jason?
36. OMG I. MARLENE STOP bringing back all these old characters WE DO NOT CARE.
37. Unless of course this character can TAKE SARA OFF THIS SHOW.
38. "WE ALL REMEMBER HOW TO READ" OMG THE SHADE.
39. Emily, me think thou doth protest too much.
40. Like, can you really read?
41. If she couldn't, it would explain why she ran DIRECTLY TOWARDS AN ELECTRIC FENCE last season.
42. ANSWERS.
43. Oh hey Toby's back!
44. Where has he been?!
45. Probably being Charles.
46. Wait. Toby and Spencer are still together?
47. Oh right yeah they were sexting that one time like four episodes ago.
48. "Hey you're back." Spencer's so excited but she was all for nearly kissing Drug Free Dean last week.
49. Toby went to some police training, so hopefully he learnt how to be a better cop.
50. Or at least turn a computer on.
51. WHY DO THEY STILL LIE TO THEIR PARTNERS?!
52. "We don't do secrets." UM. TOBY.
53. BUT… BUT SPENCER HAS CHEATED ON YOU TWICE AND ALSO YOU COULD BE A AND ALSO THIS IS THE WHOLE PREMISE OF THIS GODDAMN SHOW I'M TRAPPED WATCHING FOREVER.
54. Toby's haircut looks great though.
55. Mona's hair also looks A+ today.
56. Mona is definitely up to something.
57. She is always up to something tbh.
58. "That girl's one lost marble away from a breakdown" Mona's had some great lines lately.
59. Why is Aria being freaked out by Mona's doll, like GURL YOU ARE LITERALLY THE ONLY OTHER LIAR WITH A ROOM FULL OF DOLLS AND ALSO I STILL REMEMBER THAT TIME MONA CALLED YOU BIG A.
60. "Aria. Leave the doll alone." What an iconic Spencer moment.
61. Mona is being SO sketchy.
62. I hope Mona is still on the A team and she gets all these dum dums tbh.
63. I JUST WANT SOME GODDAMN ANSWERS.
64. SARA STOP FUCK OFF GO AWAY.
65. THIS SCENE IS TOO AWKWARD.
66. EMILY YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS.
67. Sara looks more feral than ever.
68. I hate her.
69. That hairdo is working for her though.
70. Still hate her.
71. YAS EMILY FRIENDZONE HER.
72. "I've had enough pretend kisses." Wait, Sara, with who? Charles? Yourself?? What is happening????
73. I hope Sara is working with Charles it's the only excuse for keeping her around so long.
74. Because not only do I not GAF about her, I actually have MINUS FUCKS TO GIVE. I NEED MY FUCKS BACK. SHE'S SAPPED TOO MANY.
75. Fuck. Lorenzo's back.
76. Why?
77. And more importantly, who cares?
78. But HEY THERE YOU ARE JASON.
79. Why are you still at the house?
80. Why didn't you escape with Mr D and Ali?
81. Why do you suddenly have Wolf of Wall Street hair?
82. Just two older creeps with a taste for teenage girls hanging out on a porch. Nothin' weird about that.
83. Well… not in Rosewood, tbh.
84. This whole conversation has been going on too long and is too confusing and can it just end now please.
85. YAS A CREEPY CHARLES LETTER. YAS.
86. "Come alone or not at all" - Charles that's not how you make friends.
87. Tho I can see some of my reclusive friends sending invites like that tbh.
88. That blue frog is A.
89. I'm sure of it.
90. Why do A's and Charles' letters always capitalise the letters "A" AND "T"?
91. Is it T for Toby?
92. Toby is Charles?
93. Toby is Charles.
94. Oh! Mike's back.
95. Where did Mike come from?! Where has he been??
96. Honestly, why does Aria have all these damn dolls?
97. It's because she's A.
98. But also, all these toys are trashed.
99. Someone go back in time and take Aria to a toy store so she can buy some dolls that aren't approximately 40 years old.
100. Like, where are her Barbies?
101. Also can we talk about how Mike got hot?
102. Coz he got so hot.
103. Are Emily and Sara and her rando friend… eating milk and cookies?
104. WTF what is even happening.
105. Why is this girl here showing us her dog?
106. This is the worst catch up of ALL TIME.
107. Ooooooohh Emily's getting JEALOUSSSSSS.
108. Don't get jealous Emily. Sara sucks.
109. Can Paige come back please?
110. I never thought I'd say it, but honestly, PAIGE PLEASE COME BACK.
111. Sara's weird friend has soccer mom hair.
112. Maybe she's in cahoots with Ali.
113. Please Emily, do us all a favour and let Sara GO FAR AWAY.
114. Real talk though: Em is probably just freaking out realising she doesn't have a backup girlfriend at the moment.
115. Don't worry Em - as soon as Sara leaves I'm sure I. Marlene will write you a new love interest within two episodes.
116. Because God forbid any of these girls are single for longer than a day.
117. Spencer's hair looks great.
118. There is so much good hair in this episode. Charles the town hairdresser is really nailing it.
119. "We're exactly where we were two months ago"; TRY TWO YEARS AGO.
120. Oh of course it's a fake scholarship Hanna.
121. BUT OMG IS THIS HOW CHARLES HAS SO MUCH MONEY???
122. Is this how he pays for all his lairs and hoodies and yellow tops and masks and hairdressing lessons and equipment and also his dungeon?
123. ANSWERS! YAS.
124. Em, don't be so possessive gurl.
125. We get it, you're whipped.
126. I always forget Sara was like the Ali of her friendship group because she's so goddamn FERAL now.
127. Emily is so jealous like damn gurl let Sara live.
128. More importantly, let her live AWAY FROM YOU.
129. YES WEIRD FRIEND. TAKE SARA AWAY.
130. Bye Sara have fun going back to wherever the fuck you came from.
131. "You have a lot of Reese Witherspoon movies to catch up on." LOL WUT. I know it's still, like, 2011 in Rosewood but that is such a random reference hahahaha.
132. Ugh, PotLady, leave hash addict Spencer alone.
133. She doesn't want your gummi bears.
134. Well, she might.
135. BUT DON'T ENABLE HER ADDICTION.
136. (What drugs are in the gummi bears tho?)
137. "Charles isn't after you." Oh yeah Ali, THEN WHY DID HE IMPRISON THEM FOR WEEKS IN A FUCKING SAW HOUSE?
138. Papa DiLaurentis is maaaaaaaddddd.
139. EMILY DO NOT encourage Sara to stay.
140. LET HER LEAVE!
141. NO DON'T KISS HER.
142. GODDAMMIT.
143. Does Emily ever hang out with her friends anymore?
144. At least the rest of the Liars never have to witness her awkward interactions with Sara.
145. I wish I was them.
146. Except the whole A thing and the Saw House thing.
147. But yeah.
148. No Sara.
149. This Mona/Mike thing is so confusing.
150. How is this still a plotline?
151. Where was Mike in all the other episodes this season?
152. Mona come on you at least owe Mike an explanation.
153. If I have to see one more doll, jesus fucking christ.
154. WHAT IS WITH THESE BITCHES AND DOLLS?
155. "Everything we went through is all for nothing" - so how was it meant to work out Mona???
156. Mona and Mike are such a weird couple. Like, there are a lot of weird couples on this show, but these two are extra.
157. Hanna: "Here are some medical supplies I've prepared earlier."
158. Literally where the fuck did she get a SCALPEL and antiseptic from?
159. GO TO A HOSPITAL, MAYBE?
160. Oh right they don't need a hospital THEY WATCHED SOME YOUTUBE VIDEOS OK???
161. #donttrythisathome.
162. "Charles has everything but superpowers" except that time he jumped off that building.
163. And like, how he can see and hear literally EVERYTHING these girls do.
164. SPENCER DON'T TELL TOBY.
165. HE COULD BE CHARLES.
166. HO DON'T DO IT.
167. OHMYGOD.
168. And now Toby looks suspiciously guilty...Hmm…
169. "We could have used this information months ago" – Toby have you ever considered a career change?
170. Also suggest a career change to Tanner too thanks xoxo.
171. Omg is Toby as Charles gonna use this inside info to fuck shit up?
172. Omg.
173. (He's not Charles is he?)
174. (He might be.)
175. (I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.)
176. I think this Mike and Mona kiss is meant to look really ~hot~ but eh I don't give a shit and also why is this happening this is not helping me find out who A is.
177. I love that they won't under ANY CIRCUMSTANCE tell the police - but they tell Toby.
178. Idiots.
179. Decaf coffee?
180. I don't get it…?
181. Ali's drugging her dad?
182. And distracting him with decaf coffee?
183. Throw a couple tissues on top, no one will ever find the evidence, this is the perfect disguise.
184. This is the most definitive proof that Ali isn't A than there has ever been, tbh.
185. Remember when Ali was like "when I hide something, it stays hidden until I want people to find it".
186. Homegirl's dropped the ball.
187. TOBY YOU LOLLY THIEF. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A COP NOT A THIEF.
188. TOBY IS EATING SPENCER'S DRUG LOLLIES HAHA.
189. Whyyyyyyy did he take them?!
190. Greedy.
191. #TobyGotSoBuzzed that… stay tuned.
192. YAS ARIA CALL THE FUCKING COPS! FOR ONCE YOU'RE NOT BEING AN IDIOT.
193. HO DO IT.
194. Ohmygod.
195. Maybe she could call them from her GODDAMN CHIP.
196. Jason where are you? Where are you breaking into?
197. YASSS CHARLES IS THERE!
198. SHIT IS GETTING REAL.
199. ARRRRGH.
200. Why are they in a pinball machine arcade tho?
201. For a moment there, Mona driving the car looked like a flashback from the season 2 finale. Interesting.
202. Lol at Ali telling the 911 person "I know who A is". Like they know what the fuck she's talking about.
203. Also DO you know who A is?
204. ALSO what happened to their plan to go find Leslie?
205. Are they slicking back Jason's hair to try and make him look like Charles?
206. LOLOLOLOLOL at Toby tripping.
207. TOBY IS SUCH A DUM DUM COP HE IS HIGH AF.
208. THIS. FUCKING. SHOW.
209. They get THIS close to finding Charles but Toby the worst cop in Rosewood is TOO HIGH TO CATCH HIM!
210. SO CLASSIC.
211. Also speaking of bad cops, Lorenzo gets struck down by some tiny ping pong balls, where the fuck did these guys get trained??
212. Lorenzo's a worse cop than Toby is.
213. And Toby's on drugs.
214. Did not see boobs on A this time around.
215. So this confirms that Charles is not Toby though.
216. OR Jason.
217. Damn.
218. Wren theory back on top.
219. Ezra has also been suspiciously absent this whole episode.
220. Hmmmm.
221. OF COURSE CHARLES ESCAPED GODDAMN.
222. Poor Ashley knows this scholarship is Hanna's literal only chance at getting an education.
223. Poor Hanna.
224. Lol Mike WE DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE OR YOUR STORYLINE.
225. Also Aria does NOT care since A IS BACK YOU IDIOT. SHE IS CRYING ON THE FLOOR STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE.
226. Also where are their parents?
227. Parent budget only extended to Mr D and Wino Marin this week.
228. Lol at Toby coming down.
229. The end of his gummy bear high is weirdly sad and poignant.
230. They'd literally know who Charles is right now if Toby wasn't such a greedy guts.
231. Also real talk, how did NO ONE ELSE notice that he was tripping?
232. LOOK AT HIM.
233. Oh that's right, all these other cops suck.
234. Where's Tanner?
235. NO EMILY DON'T CRUSH THE CHIP.
236. Emily after ALL THIS TIME, you destroy the evidence?
237. The police are finally involved now, so maybe SHOW THEM THE CHIP.
238. Ugh.
239. Also have you never watched a spy movie, now Charles will know you've taken them out.
240. FAAAARRRK.
241. Poor, pretty, hurt Jason with his slicked back Charles hair.
242. "Jason, Jason come play with me!" HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
243. How can Ali remember that day but not remember Charles?
244. Ali is a liar let's take a moment to remember that SHE IS A GODDAMN SOCIOPATH OK???
245. "Mom took us to a cousin's birthday but told us not to tell Dad" because that's normal guys.
246. Also I think they really fucked up the ages in this flashback video.
247. Like Ali looks the same age as Jason wtf.
248. "I thought I could trust you" - I mean tbh Charles, if you've been terrorising the family and their friends and doing murders and shit, don't try and play the hurt card now.
249. Literally tho this does not explain why he has been terrorising Aria, Spencer, Hanna and Emily AT ALL.
250. Like, take Ali, take Jason, but WHY THE OTHERS?!
251. Meanwhile omg Charles got a present!
252. From an ALLY.
253. Is that a play on words? Is his ally Ali?
254. OMG but this also means that all the people ~eliminated~ by being present at the arcade showdown could actually be the ally. A.K.A. ANOTHER A.
255. IS CHARLES EVEN A?
256. I bet it's Toby.
257. Or Aria.
258. Or Spencer.
259. Or… literally any of them.
260. Maybe that was Black Widow?
261. WHO IS BLACK WIDOW?
262. Oh my god WHERE ARE MY ANSWERS DAMMIT I JUST HAVE SO MANY MORE QUESTIONS.
