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You win! Anything that starts with "I broke my vagina..." should move to the top! Owie ow ouch!

Did that one...only it was my pinky and I almost cut it off. Well, down to the bone anyway. lol

How did you post those awesomely gross pictures?

I was bitten on the foot by a copperhead snake. They waited too long to give me the antivenin so my foot swelled up like a football (no pun intended). I had to spend three days in the hospital getting IV antibiotics and morphine for the pain which was excruciating. On the plus side,… Read More

Whenever somebody excuses themselves to use the restroom (it can be ANYBODY, his mother, grandmother, one of his sisters, aunts, uncles, me) my son will wait until they've closed the door and then ask in a very loud voice "Are you going poopy?"...he still does this...he just turned… Read More

We also heard the term "shooting bunnies" instead of farts. Now they're either hiney burps or barking spiders. Every now and then someone will "sit on a duck".

There's been so much divergence I would doubt that the books and the show even end the same. Look at what HBO did with True Blood.

In his blog post he blames not being able to work under the pressure of a deadline. Welcome to life George. And I know it's already been said, but maybe a few less trips to comicons, award shows and other opportunities to bask in glory and a little more time behind the keyboard and… Read More

No she doesn't.

I know this is just a satire, but I have to agree with Number 11. The whole skinny jeans thing needs to go away like...yesterday. My son, who's now a grown-ass man serving his country in the U.S. Air Force, wore skinny jeans all through high school because we let him do his own thing.… Read More