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Women "will rule cable TV."
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And they will "change the face of the GOP."
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But when they marry, they will wear red.
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Women will buy a lot of smartphones.
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That includes your mother.
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Women will finally, maybe, get some more startup funding.
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They will be really happy, if they're doctors.
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We'll stop caring about women's issues.
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Women will start dressing like they're in "50 Shades Of Grey"