1. Why does Baby Spice taunt this homeless man at the beginning of "Wannabe"?
2. When Bryan Adams and Melanie C sing in "When You're Gone" about how much they miss each other...
...do they not realize that they're running around the same house?
Can't they hear each other slamming all those doors? Those walls ain't thick.
3. Did Alanis Morissette disinfect that seat before filming "Thank U"?
4. What music executive signed off on the video for Eddie Murphy's "Whatzupwitu"?
5. And were they fired shortly thereafter?
6. And how did they get Michael Jackson to be in it?
7. And is it the best or the worst music video of all time?
8. Why does Brian of the Backstreet Boys have a screaming fit when he finds this stuffed toy in "Everybody"?
9. Were the members of the Bloodhound Gang ever sent to prison for "doing it like they do on the Discovery Channel"?
Because they definitely drugged and kidnapped these women.
And then also kidnapped this mime.
And threw them all in a cage.
And then killed the mime.
10. In "All Star", is Smash Mouth the Mother of Dragons?
11. Why did Barbie Girl say she was having "so much fun" immediately after Ken ripped her arm off in "Barbie Girl"?
12. In "Say You'll Be There", why do the Spice Girls keep destroying glass beakers in the desert?
13. And why does this man turn up with his fly down?
14. And why do the Girls then chain him to the ground and torture him with a glowing orb?
15. Shouldn't the girl in Ricky Martin's "Livin' the Vida Loca" be wearing a seatbelt?
16. What's up with the trumpet player in TLC's "Creep"?
17. Why is The Verve's lead singer Richard Ashcroft such a passive aggressive asshole in "Bitter Sweet Symphony"?
18. What are trying to prove by barging into all of these people, Richard?
19. Like, what did this lady do to you to deserve this?
20. Why would anyone date two women who lived literally right next to each other like the guy in Brandy and Monica's "The Boy is Mine"?
21. But more importantly, whose boy WAS it?
It's time we got some answers.
