If The Media Reported What People Really Feel About The Tube Strike

    Against all odds, in a display of incredible courage, thousands of Londoners are bravely watching daytime TV in their pants.

    1. Today's tube strike has forced London commuters to face some of their gravest fears.

    2. Leading many to air their grievances to the world.

    3. As thousands of commuters attempt to cross London, things are looking dire.

    4. Sacrifices will have to be made.

    5. The scenes have been hellish since morning, and promise only to worsen over the course of the day.

    6. Many families are facing impossible hardships due to the strike.

    7. Someday, Londoners will recount these hellish scenes to their grandchildren.

    8. Many Londoners are being forced to work from home.

    9. But they are struggling on against all odds.

    10. Not letting the chaos keep them from their important work.

    11. Most Londoners, though, will cope the only way they know how.

    12. It's basically the only thing to do.

    13. Might as well wait it out till the buses clear out a bit.

    14. It's only logical.

    15. It's not like anyone's getting much work done today anyway.

    16. Except for a couple of bike wankers.

    17. And (justifiably) smug northerners.