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#3 is an artichoke, not a pineapple crown—the artichoke heart is at the upper right corner.

Essure FTW. Any lady who sleeps with men and is sure she doesn’t want kids (or more kids) should check it out. It’s less invasive than tubal ligation and just as effective.

I think animals can consent to sexual activity with other individuals of their species. If the sex act requires force and one of the animals involved is clearly distressed and trying to get away, then I don’t see a problem with calling it rape.

Wow, unnecessarily harsh. The dog was a rescue, and the sad reality is that we often have no idea what our new friends endured before we came into the picture. Any number of factors could've set that tragedy in motion. Sometimes all the love in the world isn't enough to overcome the… Read More

Even inhaling steam wouldn't make the kernel pop. The flesh on his skull would literally cook before it got hot enough to pop that thing. Think of how long it takes in the microwave for the first kernels of popcorn to start going off. Think a human being could survive that kind of… Read More

Officially calling shenanigans on the popcorn kernel up the kid's nose popping because it got so hot and steamy in his sinuses. *eye-roll*

This is less "can you tell the difference between them" and more "have you seen these movies?"

No offense, Mr. Edds, but for real… leave it to a Brit to c*ck up a US geography quiz.

It's not fixed. "Texas" still doesn't work for #4 and "Indianapolis" still doesn't work for #11.

Fix #4. "Texas" is five letters long, y'all.