• 1. Did you hear about the Chilean miner who got fired?

    His boss thought he was the pits. (Via Scott.)

  • 2. What do you get when you throw a piano down a Chilean mine?

    A flat minor.

  • 3. The Chilean miners were great …

    …but I liked them better when they were underground.

  • 4. I wouldn’t want to be a Chilean miner …

    …It’s such a boring job. (Via Tanner.)

  • 5. Why did the Chilean miner stay in Chile, instead of moving to the Pacific Northwest?

    He didn’t like the idea of a place called Ore-gone. (Via Tanner.)

  • 6. How do you confuse a Chilean miner?

    Show him two shovels and ask him to take his pick.

  • 7. Miner Disappointment