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You can have something like this for breakfast and no one will judge you, because you're just being patriotic.
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In fact, you can binge drink all day!
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Bountiful meat and potatoes? Today it's yours — eat up!
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It's a holiday where religion, ethnicity, hell, even appropriateness are thrown out the window: Non-Irish people can freely celebrate.
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When you're a bartender on St. Patrick's Day, you've won the drunken lottery.
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This holiday officially makes up for all of that Valentine's BS you had to put up with.
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Cats hate being dressed up in general, but on St. Paddy's they do appreciate a festive beard and cap.
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This is the one night of the year where grandmas will drink you under the table.
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Did you eat your greens today? You bet your Irish arse you did!
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The beer is green!!! It's green!
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Even Disneyland goes Irish and paints the downtown area green!
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St. Patrick's Day means Shamrock Shakes for all!
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You get a bonus Jesus!
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It's a day where you can make a bad pun like the below and still get a high five.
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It's a day where dressing like a total moron is a plus.
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Parades filled with Irish step dancing! Just try not to smile when you see those feet jig about!
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Get ready, slobbery dogs, because this is your day to ask strangers to kiss you.
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Luckily for those dogs, everyone's breath will be a whole lot sweeter, because all of the desserts are mint flavored!
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It's the perfect opportunity to catch up on iconic Irish films, like "The Departed." (Look at that sassy leopard robe! Sooo Irish!)
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If you're a redhead, you'll be crowned a god and score free drinks all day.
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You can get away with calling anything your pot of gold, and I do mean anything...
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And on St. Patrick's Day, we're all winners, including this guy whose Lucky Charms are being made tastier by a rainbow's touch.
