1.
This kid who literally named the quadrilaterals.
2.
The baker who literally wrote "Underneath That."
3.
The cook who literally put pickle on a burger.
4.
This kid who literally didn't set a foot outside the house.
5.
Siri, who literally called someone An Ambulance.
6.
The kid who was told to put the shampoo in the bathroom and literally did just that.
7.
The pizza man who literally made a half-cheese-and-mushroom pie.
8.
The student who literally wrote "or."
9.
The pedestrian who literally waited at the red light.
10.
The person who literally took the complimentary hand sanitizer.
11.
The person who literally drew a bridge.
13.
The BBC, who is literally above the trash.
14.
The person who literally vandalized a wall.
15.
The guy who literally hugged the curb.
16.
The kid who literally copied the sentence.
17.
The person who literally touched only with his eyes.
18.
The fan who literally made a cardboard sign.
19.
This restaurant that literally served a house salad.
20.
The guy who literally shared a Coke with Evan.
21.
These fans who support the literal cow boys.
22.
And Donna Summer, who is literally on the radio.
