Every teen movie ever: 16 year old girl wakes up in perfect makeup and beautiful hair.
Real life no matter how old you get: wake up looking like a bulldozer had its way with you.
Ice cold, sugar sweet cereal. The sugar helps with energy levels, the milk feels hydrating, and it's not too heavy for the possible puke filled stomach.
It started with lent, so I couldn't bite because of God. But after I kept my nails constantly painted. Anyone is way less likely to bite if there so gross tasting polish all over them. (Seriously, begin with the searing guilt of the lord).
It's not technically a sandwich but drunken me loves a good cheeseburger with mayo and honey slathered all over it. Couple pieces of lettuce and you've got gold.
A little late on the uptake, but once I sneekly snuck my name in twice in a raffle for a Harry Potter tee-shirt at my local library. My mother found out and made me fess up to my librarian. In a twist of fate I was chosen to pull for the winner and pronounce the kid who hadn't been…Â
"Do you need a bagel?" Used anytime someone gets angry due to the time Mr.Bagel had no more sesame seed bagels left and I got so flustered and angry that I beat the shit out of the salt bagel I was forced to order.
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