#2 worked for Montresor.
#2 worked for Montresor.
I just started veterinary school. #22 is too real.
Uh, if the kids are going to the bathroom, which I should hope has a working sink and soap they can use, why do they need sanitizer?
Whenever I see Gillian Anderson in something, my first thought is “Scully!”
Eh, not everyone. I think Chris Evans looks way better clean-shaven.
In college, I had a friend who had, at one point in his life, made out under a waterfall. If he was in a tie with someone else, it was a surefire way to get him to put a finger down.
#17 has saved me from a lot of embarrassment.
Sure, it looks fantastic on them, but what about me?
I don’t even get specific cravings, I just want to eat all the food.
Hmm. It’s a tie between the dream I gave birth to a worm baby that died, or when I threw Jello in Daniel Radcliffe’s face.
I just want a bathtub that I can submerge my entire body in at one time.
Didn’t wash your hair today? That’s okay. Didn’t shave? That’s fine. Forgot to put deodorant on? Eh…you could do worse. Didn’t wash your hands after using the restroom? UNACCEPTABLE.
My mom gave both my grandmothers the right mug from #16 when she found out she was pregnant.
#9 has happened to me before. And I really want to know the story behind #26
10/10. Either I remembered it from the books or I relied on my three years of college Latin.
I use a baking soda mask to remove product buildup and it gets my hair super clean, but I only do it once a month at the most.
I wish I’d had some of these ideas for when I went out dancing and had to choose between letting my hair fly everywhere or having it completely fall out of whatever style I tried.
It’s not just the genes you have, it’s how those genes are expressed.
I used #23 in the dark blue ink exclusively through high school.
I was coming down here to comment that #16 looked like brother and sister.
I’ve been a fan ever since Pushing Daisies.
I’ve read articles that recommended you keep coffee in the freezer to keep fresh, although mine’s always done fine in the cupboard.
How does that have anything to do with the quality of a band? You mean that at least one member of the bands you mentioned were somewhat famous in their own right?
Same here. The brand I have had the best luck with is Naturalizer.
Sorry, but she didn’t sound very professional to me.
I’m a size 10, which isn’t so bad. The problem is that my feet are wide, something that a lot of flats and heels tend to accentuate. They are also perfectly flat, and a lot of shoes are constructed to support an arch that I don’t have.
Dr. Bronner’s is the best soap ever.
Whenever I see a picture of someone or a character on TV get stuck in a super tight space I immediately imagine myself in their place and I panic. So yeah #3 was the worst for me.
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
“…when the profile was switched to a female dog, ‘pretty much every message was aggressive, sad, and weird’.” SMH