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    11 Reasons Why BuzzFeed Needs Me

    We'll call this an alternative cover letter.

    Hey there, BuzzFeed!

    I hope you are doing well!

    I really think you're great.

    As a result, I would really like to work for you

    And here are 11 great reasons why you need me on the BuzzFeed team

    (There are more, but I'm hoping I can bring those up at a later time)

    1. I have several years of experience in journalism, marketing, social media development and digital media production

    2. I have a wide variety of skills

    Including...

    Video Production and Editing

    vimeo.com

    Photography

    LEGO Construction

    Design and Photo Manipulation

    Writing

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    3. I even wrote an original sonnet on the dangers of Halloween in the age of social media just for you!

    4. I have a well-established presence on social media

    5. In a related note, I have eaten a Cronut

    6. I have a stellar education

    7. I am full of seemingly useless information

    8. This knowledge extends to various subjects including

    9. I am already an established member of the BuzzFeed Community

    10. Check out these greatest hits

    11. I am a highly motivated worker, who is ready to tackle the challenges of a growing 21st century media company

    I see you have a lot of job openings and fellowships starting soon, I hope you will seriously consider my applications

    Thanks for reading this, oh overlords of BuzzFeed! Keep doing what you're doing!