11 Reasons Why BuzzFeed Needs Me

We’ll call this an alternative cover letter.

Hey there, BuzzFeed!

I hope you are doing well!

If you are doing well, this will make things easier.

I really think you’re great.

As a result, I would really like to work for you

And here are 11 great reasons why you need me on the BuzzFeed team


(There are more, but I’m hoping I can bring those up at a later time)

1. I have several years of experience in journalism, marketing, social media development and digital media production

I have worked primarily for start up companies. I enjoy fast paced work environments.

2. I have a wide variety of skills


Including…

LEGO Construction

Design and Photo Manipulation

Writing


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3. I even wrote an original sonnet on the dangers of Halloween in the age of social media just for you!

Also because I like writing sonnets.

4. I have a well-established presence on social media

I am behind the famous “Social Media Explained with Donuts” Instagram.

5. In a related note, I have eaten a Cronut

6. I have a stellar education

Master of Arts in Communication from Stanford University’s Graduate Program in Journalism

Bachelor of Arts in Theater and East Asian Studies from Bates College

7. I am full of seemingly useless information

I don’t think it’s useless, but I’ve been told that talking to me is just like watching Jeopardy.

8. This knowledge extends to various subjects including

History

Rocko’s Modern Life

9. I am already an established member of the BuzzFeed Community

I try to post at least one thing every day, and, as you can see, my content does pretty well. In the last month, I was responsible for more than one tenth of one percent of your total traffic.

10. Check out these greatest hits

11. I am a highly motivated worker, who is ready to tackle the challenges of a growing 21st century media company

How can you say no to that face?

I see you have a lot of job openings and fellowships starting soon, I hope you will seriously consider my applications

Thanks for reading this, oh overlords of BuzzFeed! Keep doing what you’re doing!

Because I think it’s fabulous.

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