3. It’s a Coupon for the Outlet Good for Only Two Days
This is what you signed up for the mailing list for!
6. You Call All Your Friends
“I’m Going to the Outlets… Are You In or Out?”
16. You Go In, But Soon Realize the Big Sale Is Limited to Things Nobody Wants
Damnit, Bass why do you toy with my emotions?!
17. You Buy a Few Things and Start Feeling Like a Shopping Champion
24. “I’m Sorry. The Coupon Doesn’t Apply to the Product that You Want to Buy”
25. Undeterred, and Against Your Own Best Judgement, You Buy The Item Anyways
26. Once Outside, It Hits You
You Came Here Because of THAT COUPON
27. But You Recover Quickly
There’s still a lot of ground to cover after all!
32. It’s Then When You See It. That Perfect Thing You Always Wanted — And It’s on The Clearance Rack
34. Moving On, You Walk Away Triumphant of Your Day Outlet Shopping
35. You Drive Away Like a Boss
I saved so much money by spending all this money!