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So You're Sitting Around Not Knowing What To Do
You Check Your Mail
It's a Coupon for the Outlet Good for Only Two Days
Do I Need New Clothes? Not Enough Time To Decide
I Have to Go NOW!
You Call All Your Friends
You Load Up Your Car and Go
You Drive
You Drive Some More
The Anticipation is KILLING ME
But Then You See It
Time to Find a Parking Spot
30 Minutes Later...
Time to get SHOPPING
First Store You See: This Weekend Only - 80% Off!
You Go In, But Soon Realize the Big Sale Is Limited to Things Nobody Wants
You Buy a Few Things and Start Feeling Like a Shopping Champion
Soon You are Hungry from Walking, Shopping and Driving
Time for the Food Court
Okay, Break is Over. Time to get BACK TO SHOPPING
You Buy A Few More Things
You Are Finding Some Good Deals
Ah! The Store I Have a Coupon For!
"I'm Sorry. The Coupon Doesn't Apply to the Product that You Want to Buy"
Undeterred, and Against Your Own Best Judgement, You Buy The Item Anyways
Once Outside, It Hits You
But You Recover Quickly
Then You Start to Lose Some Steam
You Begin to Lie to Yourself and Keep Going
But It's Been a Long Day
You Make the Decision to Visit Just One More Store
It's Then When You See It. That Perfect Thing You Always Wanted -- And It's on The Clearance Rack
You Check and It's Not In The Right Size for You
Moving On, You Walk Away Triumphant of Your Day Outlet Shopping
You Drive Away Like a Boss
You Finally Get Back Home and...
You Check Your Email, Just to See if Anything Important is There
And There's an Email With a Coupon for an Outlet Store
You Profess to Be Over It
But You Secretly Want to Go Again Tomorrow
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