Do you mean you don’t think he threw bombs and shot a police officer? Because I’m pretty sure people saw him do that. What are you, his mother?

Cry about it, bigot.

I hear you, sister.

Wait wait… hardcore Christians are dumb? I had no idea.

Fuck. You. You need a serious supply of get the fuck over yourself.

So basically it’s “I’m a bigoted christian”

Wow, how big of you. Please, teach us to be as amazing as you are.

It’s cute when they think they’re smart

For the lazy:  “So how would I have coped day-to-day? For one thing, I probably would have tried sexual re-orientation therapy. I don’t know if it would have worked. I’ve read testimonials of people (whom I don’t know) that have spoken about its effectiveness. I’ve also spoken to gays who haven’t tried it themselves, but know someone who has, and they’ve told me that it’s bogus. I really don’t know if it works for some people or all people or no people, but I probably would have tried it in the hope that it would have worked for me. If it didn’t work for me, I would probably have tried my best to live single and celibate.” Ahh, religion. So refreshingly ridiculous.

No thank you.