30 People Who Should Have Their Dating Privileges Revoked
Don't be any of these people. Just don't.
This world-renowned expert at TMI.
This persistent person who thinks your skin looks smooth.
This excellent parent/mathematician.
Anyone who has way too many abs.
Sex attics, generally.
This insanely optimistic man who is not a fan of Michael Cera.
The gentleman who thinks "no" is just a preamble for "yes."
The guy who has a keen but misguided sense of ethics.
The religious man who tweets at McKayla Maroney 100 times a day.
Anyone who ends their sentences with "text me."
Anyone who thinks this technique is going to work.
Anyone who has trouble setting appropriate life goals.
Anyone who tries to pull this look off.
This hilarious jokester.
Anyone who photoshops their "best face" onto all their pictures.
Anyone with fantastic areolae.
Anyone who gives you this friendship seeking card.
The dude with the box of hair in his yard.
Anyone who says "hot spot" and "you Know" in the same sentence.
Anyone who ever says "Hey ladies," and then keeps talking.
Any and all practitioners of the karaoke bedroom technique.
This person who unlocked her inner beauty.
This master of logic.
Anyone who is doing this with their life.
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