I hate to love Farrah. I despise her as a person, but love to read about her antics. Anna Nicole Smith would be proud.

All hail Gavin Rossdale King of the DILFs. I’m so glad that someone agrees with me.

I want her to win so bad. I have no idea how I became so invested in a singing reality competition.

The worst part is that his father will do everything in his power to make sure that little shit has the easiest, most high ranking position in the government that he can buy. Chances are that his racist, sexist, homophobic prick will someday have the power to make decisions that will effect American citizens.

I like my summer birthday. I get to go on vacation for my birthday ( hello, Hawaii at 10), I have all day to cruise stores for birthday freebies, all day frozen margaritas, and my zodiac sign is the lion. Not too shabby.

Its’s so odd to me that this was even an issue to debate. He’s a talented American singing his National Anthem.

Carlton Draught- Beer Chase for the win.

I love that The Spurs are FINALLY getting respect. The Drive for Five is on!!

Thanks for showing the world what a miserable bitch you are. Don’t come into my store, you’re not welcome.

….but, is he single?