Buzz·Posted on Dec 16, 2013The 35 Most Important Texts Of 2013Powerful, powerful stuff.by Dave StoperaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. The Soldier: 2. The Clueless Mom: 3. The Ultimate Sext: 4. The Noah: 5. The Fairy Tale: 6. The Minor Leagues: 7. The Grandma: 8. The Threat: 9. The Late-Night Recipe: 10. The Question: 11. The Scorpio: 12. The Soulja: 13. The Feel Good: 14. The Wardrobe: 15. The Successful Marriage: 16. The Nugget: 17. The Obama: 18. The Scientist: 19. The Uncomfortable Mom: 20. The Big Price to Pay: 21. The Dad-Zoned: 22. The Hunger Games: 23. The Sweetest Thing You Can Say to a Person: 24. The Lisa: 25. The True Love: 26. The 14-Year-Old: 27. The Condo: 28. The Maid: 29. The Denial: 30. The Big-Ass 'Lope: 31. The Naked Half: 32. The "Nice": 33. The 'Gram: 34. The Most Important Question: 35. And the IMMORTAL Cera 'Stache: