45 Reasons Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

Sorry, but it just isn’t happening.

1. Because people keep doing the duck face:

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2. Because burglars like this exist:

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3. Because of Michael Cera’s mustache:

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4. Because of adult babies:

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5. Because apparently kids are doing this:

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And this:

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And this?

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6. Because this ruins every game:

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7. Because of Bruce Willis:

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8. Because this person is still on the loose:

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9. Because this is how the animal kingdom really is:

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10. Because this is what happens when you let a tween name a street:

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11. Because none of us can cook:

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12. Because disaster is about to strike:

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13. Because this is what Beans from “Even Stevens” looks like today:

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14. Because these aren’t around anymore:

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15. Because someone, somewhere, actually bought this shirt:

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16. Because Jason Alexander has hair now

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17. Because of this Ashton Kutcher tattoo:

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18. Because Facebook is always a huge let down:

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19. And so are sandcastles:

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20. Because we lost this great man:

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21. Because no one reads this, anyway:

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22. Because the only thing that really matters is gone:

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23. Because someone let this happen:

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24. Because this tattoo happened:

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This one too:

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And this:

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25. Because this happened, too:

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26. Because no one can spell anymore:

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27. Because pickles taste better on top of a newspaper machine:

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And mayo on the bus:

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28. Because no one is helping this little guy:

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Or this little guy:

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29. Because you don’t sound that great:

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30. Because people keep taking pictures with iPads:

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31. Because of fedoras:

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32. Because these people are allowed on Facebook:

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33. Because Snooki wrote a book:

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34. Because of Nickelback:

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35. Because someone let this happen:

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36. Because no one helped this panda go down a slide:

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37. Because not even roosters are safe anymore:

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38. Because Kesha and John Travolta are the same person:

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39. Because you’ll never be this lady:

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40. Because of THESE THINGS:

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41. Because of holograms:

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Because you don’t have these things:

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43. Because this seagull will just steal them, anyways:

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44. Because of IKEA:

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45. And because this zebra won’t let you:

Classic Zebra move.

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