In case you missed it, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler (read: the two funniest people on the planet) are hosting the Golden Globes this weekend. In preparation, they created their own drinking game. From The Hollywood Reporter:
2. Drink any time you see a person actively not listening to someone onstage.
3. Drink any time someone says, “I didn’t prepare anything!”
4. Eat a meatball sub any time someone thanks Harvey Weinstein.
5. Take off an article of clothing any time they show Judi Dench.
6. Take off an article of clothing any time Maggie Smith wins.
There you go. Enjoy your meatball subs and massive hangovers. For you vegetarians out there — looks like if you’re going to need to reevaluate your life if you want to play this game right and make Tina and Amy happy (I kid).