Emojis: The Movie

They’ve made movies of every other dumb thing, so why not?

2. The first movie filmed entirely on a phone.


“Emojis: The Movie” is the story of one family fighting to stay together amidst a world of injustice and strife. It is a dark drama that spans decades; a story that will change the way you think about society.

Like Emojis themselves, this movie will be entertaining for the first 20 minutes but soon enough becomes mundane and slightly irritating.

3. Julianne Moore as Dr. Karen Bleck

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4. Nick Offerman as James Bleck

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5. Adam DeVine as Dave Bleck

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6. Alison Brie as Amy Bleck

 

7. Russell Crowe as Santa Claus

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8. Posh Spice as The Supreme Visitor

Virgin

 

9. Sasha Baron Cohen as Bukari-Ka

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10. Macauley Culkin as The Screamer

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11. The Olsen Twins as themselves

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12. Wallace Shawn as Professor Miffler

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13. Taylor Swift as White Bread

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14. Dame Maggie Smith as Aunt Fozshtzi

 

15. Owen Wilson as Sandy

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16. Erykah Badu as Zani

Universal

 

17. Jonathan Ke Quan as Jonathan Qe Kuan

Paramount

 

18. Ted Danson as the Moai

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19. Justin Bieber as Yeoman Boyman

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20. Jack Black as Officer Gripp

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21. Michael Douglas & Michael Douglas as the Shadow Men

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22. Tom Cruise as Ned Merrill

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23. Kyle Gass as Fullmoon Anderson

New Line

 

24. Jay Leno as Halfmoon Anderson

 

25. Jack Nicholson as Uncle Warthog

Columbia

 

26. Kristin Stewart as A Brown Shoe

Summit

 

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