I dug out a gigantic ingrown hair on the underside of my husbands penis. It had been growing for months and he could literally feel it uncoil as it was coming out. It was the longest hair I had ever seen.
I moved from NC to VT and my cat stayed with my uncle until my house was move-in ready. He ran away in the meantime. I didn't get to say goodbye, but I hope he knows I still love him. I cry every time I think about him.
I woke up to find my son, who was three, laying in bed next to me. I asked how he got in my bed, and he told me he came to protect me from "the light eyes" that were standing over me when I was sleeping.
I woke up to find my son, who was three, sleeping in my bed next to me. I asked how he ended up in my room, and he told me he came to protect me from "the light eyes" that were standing over my bed.
I woke up to find my son sleeping in my bed. He was almost three. I asked him, "Why did you come sleep in mamas bed last night?" He told me that he came to check on me and the "light eyes" were watching me, so he slept with me to protect me. Creepy
I farted in line at Walmart, and it ended up being really loud and smelly. I blamed it on my two year-old by saying, "Wow baby, you have a really stinky butt today!" He replied, "No mama, that was YOU!" Everyone knew.
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