CodyS95

When I was little, my mum would constantly get asked if I was the little girl from Matilda. I always felt so good because it was my favourite movie and I thought I might have powers

When getting my first pay from my first job I treated my family (and new boyfriend) to hungry jacks. An hour or two later I was rolling around in pain completely convinced it was my appendix. We got to the hospital and I was vomitting everywhere. After being checked and kept for 3… Read More

Accidental anal ( when it "accidentally" goes in during normal sex) WILL hurt both of you. So guys if you're going to try to "accidentally" stick it up her butt it will hurt you as well, whether it be physically or emotionally from the guilt of making her cry, scream, bleed and not… Read More

My partner and I went away for a few days for the first time ever away from our son (he was 3) so naturally we went to a sex shop and came home with some goodies. Our son decided to raid my drawers a couple days later and came out being a police man using condoms as a walkie talkie,… Read More

My 3 year old son never ever had any interest in using food to make a mess.. Until I completely cleaned the house top to bottom and found him on the kitchen floor making angels in a whole bag of flour

Definitely mama or the visit! The visit isn't scary until a while in but seeing as it's based off of a real (slightly exaggerated) disease is pretty scary. And also old ladies chasing you around on all fours in a small space? No thank you

Definitely mama or the visit! The visit isn't scary until a while in but seeing as it's based off of a real (slightly exaggerated) disease is pretty scary. And also old ladies chasing you around on all fours in a small space? No thankyou

My first place with my boyfriend. We moved out at 16 and rented a share house, but had walls completely separating the 3 "units" you had to step into the shower/ bathtub before closing the bathroom door, and there was a good 5x5cm hole around the sink where you could see underneath… Read More

(Hot rock grill restaurant)

My partner and I recently went away to surfers paradise, Gold Coast, Australia and found a little place called HRG restaurant. We got a seafood boat, which is exactly what it sounds like. A 1 metre wooden boat absolutely filled with seafood. Best meal ever: