capnjamrose

Corinna Tugwood (heh), I am a aSlytherin, my wand is cypress with a veela hair core, and I had to find a sitter for my corn snake so I could have sex in the restricted section. Add on some characters from the actual stories and we've got a quality trashy smut!fic. I'm thinking OoTP… Read More

I tend to go around and around with my doctor... I'm pretty fat and I want to do something about it but I need help organizing a plan specifically for ME. Whenever I try one from the internet I end up with extreme hip and knee pain that I just can't work through. I take these issues… Read More

An actual, real, and for-true SURPRISE. I have a terrible habit of guessing what my boyfriend's up to on every birthday, christmas, valentine's, and anniversary. He hasn't been able to fool me once! For instance, this year he is feeling very sneaky and pleased with himself. He's cooking… Read More

I was lost in my old high school when a 1980's Tim Curry (who was apparently the principal) tried to recruit me to be his sidekick in an evil plot to release a series of word search and maze puzzle books with no correct answers. For some reason I woke up from this dream very angry!… Read More

This one got me. The question about when you feel you look your best made me actually form the thought that mine would be- when times are rough and I don't have much to eat for a couple weeks. When my belly gets a little sunken and my jawline is sharper, my BODY feels like crap and… Read More

I don't like her because the very first time I saw her on the BBCR1 chart show these two guys were doing a sort of challenge thing behind her, (one was piling summer-themed things on the other as he attempted to read the top 5 or something. i don't quite remember but it was hilarious)… Read More

Defying Gravity sung by Idina Menzel in Wicked. Me and the song went through a few stages in our relationship. My mom played it on every car ride so naturally I hated it. Then I actually started to listen to the lyrics and it spoke to my angsty 15y/o heart :) Now it's seven years… Read More

Heck yes, Paul Bettany! I bought "Master and Commander" to see Billy Boyd, (Pippin from LOTR) then all of a sudden the ship's doctor comes on and my drool button was pushed @w@

Paul Bettany for sure. He's got a nice body so I'm not sure he doesn't fit the first category, but his super freckly skin and near albino-ness seems to put a lot of people off...

"Believe," the song Josh Groban sings in 'The Polar Express' is the only song that can really make it feel like it's christmas for me. Not that the others are bad, it's just that christmas seems to spring up on me every year and I need a really good song to bring it home.