Everyone IS old and fat.

Sure, but why did you capitalize “bitch”?

I’m sure they all hold players to a very high standard, definitely. I don’t think anyone involved with Florida is thinking “let’s skew these stats on purpose.” And I’m not even suggesting it’s bad for them — I’m sure it helps the team improve over the course of the season that they maintain the laser focus at all times. I’m just suggesting the numbers might be a little off because there ARE other things you could do with a lead to help the team in the long-term that won’t necessarily maximize the victory margin.

Bartley’s: no. Also, nice job, Michigan State, very creative.

I liked the backwards hat

Who said anything about women??!?!

Not what I’m saying, the idea is to get in the spirit of the game, I would say football fans going to a Real Housewives viewing should follow the same advice

no they’re not

NOT DOING ANY OF THIS NOT DOING IT

In the meta vein, “Lyrical Gangbang” by Dr. Dre.

Jimmy Page and Robert Plant at the Palace of Auburn Hills in 1996 (?). Jimmy Page’s sneering face appearing out of the blackness on a 30-foot screen as he hammers the first riff of “The Wanton Song” — that’s not a bad way to start a concert-going career.

Also my friends and I registered SexTits69@aol for the express purpose of IMing people when their parents were in the room so their parents would think they were cybersex perverts. The password to this account is the great lost grail of people I went to high school with.

ObiWan110, I think. I liked Star Wars and it was a mild pun since Obi Wan Kenobi is also named Ben. ObiWan@aol was obviously taken immediately, though. Not sure where I got the number.