Archive
April 17, 2012
40 Glorious Routines From The 1988 Aerobic Championships
The following set of .gifs encapsulate the '80s, physical fitness, choreographed dance routines, and Alan Thicke. In other words, delightfully ridiculous!
This Is The Birthday Cake Donald Trump Gave To Ann Romney
Tasteful and on-message as always. The cake was designed by Buddy Valastro, star of Bravo's "Cake Boss."
How Embarrassing
Presumably a victim of Obama's failed education policies.
The Impossibly Weird World Of Wikipedia Books
Sample title: Neurotic Jews Who Will Become Zombies like Woody Allen, Barbra Streisand, Howard Stern, and More. I think Dana Rasmussen is my new favorite author.
Keira Knightley's Underbite Acting
Joe Mande has curated these GIFs of Keira, taken from A Dangerous Method. The Oscars just love overacting.
Green Party Nominee Makes A Second Run Against Romney
All that's between her and her old foe: Roseanne Barr.
The 21 Absolute Worst Things In The World
BE AFRAID. Be very afraid.
The 10 Craziest Things Ted Nugent Has Done
The "Motor City Madman," Romney backer, and Secret Service investigation target has been proudly doing and saying outrageous things for the past 30 years.
Dear Tech: Stop Chasing Dystopia
People read dystopian sci-fi for fun. The tech industry seems to be reading it for ideas.
"Hot Girls" Make Rebecca Black Look Like Adele
If I had to suffer through this, so do you. Somehow this monstrosity was in the Education category on YouTube which is apt, since it teaches you why autotune is so vital.
Jennifer Lawrence Looks Fierce In Fur And Other Links
Not even the citizens of the Capitol could rock this look harder. Plus the King of Spain was smacked by karma while hunting elephants and Michelle Obama's prom dress. These and other links await your clicking pleasure.
"The Muslims Are Coming!" Trailer
Countering Isalmophobia with humor. As Jon Stewart says, "People don't notice minorities usually until either one of them has a hit song or does something horrible."
If "The Avengers" Were Dinosaurs
But which species most accurately reflects Black Widow and Hawkeye? Terryl Whitlatch partially redeems herself for creating Jar-Jar Binks by giving us the Avengersaurusi.
Mitt Romney Changes To Shirt And Tie For The Big Race
Gone with Rick Santorum are the regular-guy jeans. Obama also started wearing a tie for the general election in 2008. Here's Romney before, and after.
Alec Baldwin Toys With Idea Of NYC Mayoral Run Again
His contract with NBC isn't up until 2013, but maybe next cycle. This isn't the first time he's pretended to be seriously thinking about running for mayor some day, for real this time.
20 Most Absurd Obama Photoshops
These are so weird, I can't tell if they're pro or anti-Obama. Who cares? They're cracking me up either way.
Quick Pick-Me-Up: Listen To These Happy Baby Bear Noises
They are really good noises.
The Ikea TV: Gadgets Are Furniture
It's a TV with drawers! A piece of furniture with a screen! It's the logical conclusion of the despecialization of electronics manufacturing! Whatever the case, it's an Ikea TV.
How To Trick Delivery Sites Into Sending You Food For Fun, Profit And Misery
Here's how I got free or incredibly cheap food from online delivery services for months on end. But should I have taken advantage of them?
Julian Assange Asks Islamic Militant Why He Won't Fight "The Totalitarian Concept Of A Monotheistic God"
Welcome to the alternate universe in which the Wikileaks founder plays an atheist Mike Wallace interviewing Hassan Nasrallah, the leader of Hezbollah, the Lebanon-based militant group whose name translates as "The Party of God." Assange now has a show on the Kremlin-owned cable channel RT.
In 1996, Obama Criticized Pricey Fundraisers As Selling Access
As a young, up-and-coming politician Obama criticized the same high-dollar fundraisers which are a centerpiece of his 2012 campaign.
Life's Hard For Kama Sutra Apps
Random bans, delayed approvals, arbitrary requests from Apple and Google: the only safe harbor for sex position apps is apparently Windows Phone.
Fox News Contributor Drops F-Bomb On Hannity
Bob Beckel, a liberal Fox News pundit and co-host of "The Five" lost his temper at conservative panelist Jennifer Stefano on Hannity Monday night. After his profanity, they discuss whether or not they're on air.
Chelsea Clinton, TV’s Dork Diva, Struggles At NBC
Hillary and Bill have worked their way back into our hearts, and now it's Chelsea's turn. The only problem: she's "terrible" on television, as network executives privately admit.
