Archive
April 13, 2011
Tiny T-Rex Terrorizes School Children
Just. Stay. Perfectly. Still.
The 9 Types Of Girls At Prom
Because judging people based on appearances is the point of prom. An elaborate and most oftentimes disappointing right of passage, prom is a chance to dress up and display your personality. Who were you?
Egg-Ception
Oh, Japan. Even your eggs are quirky.
Corn-Syrup Consumption Chart
Illustrations from The New York Times that throw into nauseating relief the average amount of sugar and high-fructose corn syrup we ingest as Americans. I can imagine Snooki caramelizing herself every night in that hot tub.
Cat Befriends Dolphins, My Heart Explodes
So you're on vacation about to have a 'swimming with the dolphins' experience. Life can't get much better, right? Wrong. Because these people went to have a swimming with the dolphins experience and got to watch a cat snuggle with the dolphins…
Top Ten Song Charts (by the 'I Love Charts' Master)
In my capacity as curator of I Love Charts, I see an overwhelming amount of charts. Some are finely crafted by designers and sent along the major media channels; some are scrawled on napkins and submitted by fans. Some provide incredible insight;…
Hipsters Are Real Jive Turkeys
Looks like our grandparents were hipsters before being hipsters was cool. Please God do not let this mean that they will try to revitalize some of this slang.
Six Year Old Emo Child Poet
The bird is dead. Life is meaningless. Poor Julian is dealing with death the only way a sixteen year old can. Through bad poetry.
10 Best Printer Error Messages
I, for one, think our future robot overlords have a great sense of humor during their forced labor. All it takes to throw the office into chaos is one bored worker with the ability to rename files.
'That Can Be My Next Tweet' Makes Hilarious Nonsense Out of Your Twitter Feed
If you've ever wanted to write like a Twitter spambot, here's your chance. A site called That Can Be My Next Tweet (URL: yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet, of course) grabs random terms from your Twitter posts and smushes them together into a rough appro…
Bill O'Reilly Debunks Obama Myths
None of that headline is a typo. O'Reilly systematically dismisses a number of popular Obama myths, including the one fueling Donald Trump's new-found birther obsession. Bill may not understand tides, but at least he understands the president was born in Hawaii.
Anderson Cooper Trashes Snooki
YES YES YES.
Stomping Cecilia
Last week Jimmy Fallon got to perform Paul Simon's classic song Cecilia with the songwriter himself. Oh yeah, and back-up was provided by the cast of Stomp.
Solo Dance Party
This guy has his headphones up and his Elvis shirt on and he is gonna have a crazy solo dance party whether you like it or not.
Hit-Girl Comic Announced
Oh snap, Hit-Girl is getting her own series! She was the best part of Kick-Ass, don't even try to deny it. Full story at Comic Book Resources.
