Archive
April 21, 2011
Dog Slobbers In Slow Motion
Cats rule, dogs drool. At least that's what Friskies latest ad campaign seems to think. Bonus: wet dog shaking in slow motion.
Origins Of Modern Easter Traditions
The lengths we'll go to just for an excuse to gorge on candy. Sure everyone knows that the Easter Bunny and the eggs are really the remnants of pagan holidays, but how did they morph into today's modern equivalent?
The Best Recipes For Cake In A Jar
Why have cake in a jar, you ask? Because it's awesome! This cake is not a lie, so I'd advise you to stop drooling and start baking now!
Apple Location Tracking Smacks Of Skynet
Remember all those jokes about today being Judgment Day? You think this is a coincidence? Skynet says yes. Something that has been known in tech circles for a while has just come to light to the general populace. iPhones have been triangulating your position and saving the data in a single, unencrypted file. Just waiting for Big Brother some saucy hacker to want to know everywhere you've been for the last year.
How Donald Trump Could Become President
An analysis of the electoral map that weaves a path for President Trump. He's running as a member of the Wig Party? He'll pull the rug out from under Obama? He'll win a large piece of the electoral college? He'll plug the deficit? He'll be at the toup of the ticket? Eh, you get the idea.
Tetris Heaven Becomes Reality
Oh Internet, this why I love you more than anything else. Yesterday, this image exploded online, making many a Tetris gamer wish something this magical could exist. Wish granted.
Sweet Prom Dress Made from Starburst Wrappers
A very dedicated mother spent six years crafting her daughters prom dress by weaving Starburst wrappers together. Prom is a special day for most high school girls but I doubt if any other girl has had their prom dressed planned six years in advance.…
The Two Lost Adventures Of Tin-Tin
Oh God Tin-Tin, you didn't bring Sigourney Weaver with you! With mash-ups like Pride and Prejudice and Zombies gaining a foothold in popular culture, can these designs by Dan Hipp really be that far fetched? I'd read 'em.
Hidden Garage Needs Bond Theme Music
Whatever "No Parking" sign. I do what I want.
Breakfast For A Bad-Ass
Okay, I see how they shaped the bacon and egg whites. But how on earth did they keep the yolks so perfect?