Archive
November 9, 2011
Tea Party Congressman Screams At His Constituents, Is Massive Jerk
Illinois Representative Joe Walsh, corrupt deadbeat dad and Tea Partier, began berating voters from his district when they dared question the motives of big banks. He's a people person (if those people are corporations).
The Best Superpower
It can even buy happiness. No matter what silly old proverbs say.
Protect Your Home With A Dragon
Or at least a wicked proximally. This goes on the list of Things In My Dream House.
Animals Being Dicks: The Supercut
This is what we get for rubbing our opposable thumbs in their faces. And our YouTube accounts.
Bowser Beer, The Beer For Dogs
It comes in beef and chicken flavors. Plus it's made in America. This will be the engine of our economic recovery. Sorry, frat guys who want to start a gross new Bros Bowser Beering Bros trend...there's no alcohol. But this commercial is fantastic.
Tim & Eric's Commercials For Saints Row
There must be so many confused gamers right now. I wonder what the venn diagram of people who are actually psyched for this game and avid Tim & Eric fans looks like.
Minecraft Massacre
Frackin' creepers! An eerily accurate portrayal of how Minecraft users feel about these green ninjas.
Yearbook Photos Of The 2012 Candidates
High school and college yearbook photos of all the White House hopefuls. Young Biden+Young Romney+Young Perry=Hunk Sandwich. Young Cain+Young Santorum+Young Huntsman=Nerd Burger.
Anorexic Mother Weighs Less Than Her 7 Year Old
The mother is also disgustingly proud of the fact that she and her daughter can borrow each other's clothes. This is disturbing on so many levels.
