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What You’re Like Alone Vs. What You’re Like In Public

Why yes, I did eat the entire bag of chips by myself.

1. There’s a reason there’s no place like home.

2. Because in public you have to dance like you actually have manners.

3. And at home you can “timber” like no one’s watching.

4. Because in public you can only eat one chip at a time.

5. But at home it’s as many freaking chips as will fit into your mouth.

6. Because in public selfie shaming is a real struggle.

7. But at home you can snap away.

8. Because in public you have to take working out very “seriously.”

9. But at home, ain’t nobody got time for that.

10. Basically, even though you’ve learned how to behave like a proper human in public.

11. We all know life is more fun when no one’s watching.

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