1.
Creepin' on your Instagram pics from sixty-seven weeks ago and not accidentally liking a single one.
2.
Reading someone's book or iPad over their shoulder without them noticing.
3.
Being able to see someone else's computer screen at work without them noticing.
4.
Walking at night and glancing into people's living rooms.
5.
Wearing sunglasses and being able to stare without anyone seeing.
6.
Getting away with sniffing someone's hair.
7.
Getting away with sniffing your own hair.
8.
When you see a cute stranger tagged in a friend's Facebook album and discover their page is public.
9.
Being able to overhear a scandalous conversation uninterrupted.
10.
Whenever society normalizes your creepy behavior, like keeping an ex's shirt.
11.
Using a friend's bathroom and checking out their products.
12.
Admitting to liking something creepy, immediately regretting it, and then realizing everyone actually assumed you were joking.
13.
Admitting to doing something creepy and having someone say, "I do that too!"
