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Home Movies: Coffins & Cradles. Lynch takes his cat costume too seriously, Melissa wanders around a hospital dressed as the grim reaper, and McGuirk has the funniest heart attack ever on TV.

If it's the entrance to a subway, you'd have to pay again or wait for somebody entering to help you out.

Keith Haring Gardening Company at your service.

<i>4. Also honestly, our McDonald’s just tastes way better.</i> That's a really low bar you're setting.

Yes, let's do away with something as subjective as gender labels and go strictly objective: instead of pink or blue candy, fill those cakes with tiny penises or vaginas.

There's a <i>lot</i> of responses that are generally OK with this quiz. I sincerely doubt the point of this was that it's not acceptable to make fun of random men. This was some asshole trying to have fun at other people's expense and failing.

You got that from stock photos, huh? And we wonder where people get the idea that it's OK to harass black people and Muslims solely on their appearances.

Please actually read what I wrote. I never said it was a common situation that a false accusations are made. I said it's a common situation where the accusation is made, the person accused denies it, and no further legal action occurs (for whatever reason). How does that situation… Read More

How was that 6% figure determined if legal guilt was never established? Person A claims they were raped; person B denies it; no charges are pressed and nothing more comes of it -- how does that relatively common situation factored into this statistic? Is that 6% of anytime somebody… Read More

I really want the tag line for this to be some gravelly-voiced narrator saying "this time... we sent a poet."