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My oldest daughter told me when I died she was going to put me in a jar and carry me around with her (maybe 4 or 5 at the time). And my youngest daughter got about a half inch from my face, stared at me, and said “Mommy, your eyes are so pretty....can I have one?”

I worked at a call center for a bank and I had to explain to a man why he couldn’t deposit CASH using his mobile deposit feature on our app.

The scene with Dakota Fanning leaving her piano practice and Creasy gets shot from Man On Fire. She's amazing in it, which is saying something next to Denzel. The scene in Almost Famous when William tells Penny that she got traded for a case of beer. Kate Hudson is perfect.

In Hope Floats when Bernice thinks she's going with her dad but he leaves her. She's trying to get in the car, she's begging to go with him. I sob every time. Mae Whitman is amazing, even at that age!

I'm a socks on girl if they're cold! I don't want to be thinking about my feet freezing or sticking them on my boyfriend when they're freezing!

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Ohhh man I LOLed that's good hahahha

Don't Trust The B In Apt 23! Absolutely hilarious. I have probably watched the Thanksgiving episode 15 times!

More funny, but my youngest daughter when she was about 3 looked at me with the sweetest face and said, "Mommy, you have such pretty eyes. Can I have one?"

Once when my dad first figured out what YouTube was, he watched a video about to make those little animals made out of towels they sometimes have at hotels and stuff. He was so excited he put them everywhere. Swan on the bed, elephant on the bathroom counter, even a monkey hanging… Read More