Once when my dad first figured out what YouTube was, he watched a video about to make those little animals made out of towels they sometimes have at hotels and stuff. He was so excited he put them everywhere. Swan on the bed, elephant on the bathroom counter, even a monkey hanging from the shower curtain. It was incredibly weird but so hilarious. My siblings and I cracked up at how proud he was of himself.

Jordan: Will you zip it nerd? The only reason we invited you is because for some reason you have your own SpongeBob Squarepants costume.
JD: It was a gift! *in his head* From me… To me.

I was checking out at Target and when the cashier rang up my feminine products my 5 year old loudly proclaimed, “Ugh! I hate when you’re on your period and have to stick tampons up your butt!”