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1. A llama decal that'll stare straight into the soul of whoever's parking next to you. I dare you to scratch my door, b*tch!
2. An eggplant squishy to take ALL your frustrations out on. What? It's just an eggplant.
3. A disgustingly addictive pimple-popping game for when you run out of real zits to pop.
4. A green man costume that'll come in handy more often than you think — Halloween, sporting events, or... making an appearance on your friend's YouTube channel.
5. A "bottomless" wine glass so you can say, "I have a glass of wine with dinner" and mean it.
6. A wacky waving inflatable tube man you could learn some sick dance moves from.
7. An umbrella hat that looks a little funny but is actually super useful.
8. A zombie head bowl because there's nothing like a ~flesh~ bowl of cereal in the morning.
9. A bedtime book for parents (to reiterate — not for kids!) who would just like their sweet little one to go the f*ck to sleep.
10. Wine condoms that'll protect your unfinished bottle against oxidation.
11. A CPR mask-wearing Dwight pin you can almost hear saying "Clarice..."
12. Bread slippers for keeping your toes warm and toasty.
13. A yodeling pickle that can sound quite jarring at first. But then you'll realize it's the best thing you've ever bought. No big ~dill~.
14. A strangely ~a-peel-ing~ banana duck print sure to ~quack~ you up.
15. A parody cookbook you'll definitely get a ~cluckle~ out of — and some pretty awesome recipes, too.
16. Chocolate lollipops that might appear eary but you should order them out of shear curiosity.
17. A farting cats coloring book for a ~toot-ally~ fun and relaxing after-work activity.
18. A Sasquatch air freshener to make your car smell like a pine forest (aka where Bigfoot lives).
19. A potoo puppet you should buy right away and then decide if it's cute or creepy later.
20. A pepperoni pizza-scented lip balm that, unlike the actual food, won't leave your lips feeling greasy.
21. A squirrel finger puppet people will either go nuts for or hate a lot. Think of it as a friendship test. The ones who hate it don't pass.
22. Or, a pack of mini hands for gently stroking your S.O.'s face as they wake up in the morning.
23. A doge mouse pad that'll make you say, "Wow, such joy. Many laugh."
24. A robin bird mask you should buy just ~beak-ause~.
25. Earrings featuring an alligator lady and a flamingo gentleman sure to confuse and delight your friends.
26. A cat-in-a-blanket figurine that's probably hatching a plan for world domination right ~meow~.
27. A Nicolas Cage sequin throw pillow cover so you can laugh your face off.
28. Sardine pens because they are honestly too cool for school.
29. A bologna sandwich wall decal that'll really just tie the whole room together.
30. A dragon stapler so your co-workers will think twice about stealing a pen off your desk.
31. Finally, a wall clock displaying the various stages of Kevin Malone being forced to eat raw broccoli.
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