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The Facts Don’t Back Our Fears Of Terrorism

ARE you worried about terrorism? About the possibility that it might happen to you? Or someone you love? You shouldn’t be.

Xavier Toby • 2 years ago

For The Olympics To Survive It Must Change Starting Right Now

Celebrating human excellence and peak fitness as a child, at home with your parents, is very different to watching it in silence at a bar surrounded by strangers all washing away the workday with alcohol and fried things

Xavier Toby • 2 years ago

The Myth Of The “Happy Hooker”

It's a myth and I'm sick of hearing about it as if it's fact.

Xavier Toby • 3 years ago

Why isn’t climate change a bigger election issue? Maybe we need to rename it ‘Bieber Kardashian sex tape’

Advertising does lie to us all the time. The only difference with this issue is that instead of trying to convince us to buy stuff we don’t need and is often very harmful to us, by jazzing up the campaign against climate change, we’d be saving the planet and ourselves.

Xavier Toby • 3 years ago

Is evolution going backwards?

Do you think that evolution is going backwards? I do.

Xavier Toby • 3 years ago

Ten Reasons Your Guy Is Not And Never Will Be Ryan Gosling

We're talking "movie Ryan" - who sets standards no mortal male could ever hope to match. Not "real life Ryan" who from most reports is a stellar fella, but probably couldn't live up to "movie Ryan" either.

Xavier Toby • 3 years ago

Candy Crush Is Wrecking Your Brain

We’re obsessed with instant gratification. Which makes us look great on the outside, but leaves us with nothing on the inside.

Xavier Toby • 4 years ago

25 Of The Funniest Kickstarter Fails

Isn't Kickstarter supposed to have some sort of quality control? Funniest all is that a few of these even got funded. A long time ago, people use to come up with ideas that benefitted humanity. These ones, not so much.

Xavier Toby • 4 years ago

Was Jesus The First Supermodel?

There is compelling evidence that the first supermodel was, in fact, Jesus.

Xavier Toby • 4 years ago

Alcoholism: The Secret To Long Life? Stop Drinking!

News websites are full of surveys. Most prove nothing. The rest prove nothing useful. Except for this one time...

Xavier Toby • 4 years ago

Replacing Famous Apples With Apple Products Because, Well Why Not?

Instead of snow white biting down on a poison apple, imagine she crunched into a corrupted iPod. Or William Tell shot a shuffle from his son's head, instead of an apple. Or according to Greek mythology, and iPad caused the fall of Troy. Well I imagined all these things. Not sure why.

Xavier Toby • 4 years ago
Xavier Toby • 4 years ago

Street Harassment: Would you talk like that to your mother?

I've seen the stats for street harassment and it seems like everyone and their mother has been catcalled… Now there’s a new viral video where mothers are turning the tables…

Xavier Toby • 4 years ago
Xavier Toby • 4 years ago

Men get lonely. So what? Tell someone who cares

“Hey you. If you’ve got a problem, do something about it. Don’t talk about it. Nobody cares!”

Xavier Toby • 4 years ago

The Twelve Days Of Christmas For A Xmas Orphan

As an Aussie in NYC and Xmas Orphan, I’ve composed my very own “Twelve Days of Christmas”. You know, just because… Why not?

Xavier Toby • 4 years ago

Top Ten Sex Acts Now Banned In The UK - In Monumental Pictures

Ten gratuitously graphical representations of the sex acts recently banned from UK porn. Sure to have landmark ramifications for all.

Xavier Toby • 4 years ago
Xavier Toby • 4 years ago

Exclusive Pic Leonardo DiCaprio Leaving Miami Nightclub With 20 In Tow

Here's Leo with the 20. Unverified image, but it seems legit.

Xavier Toby • 4 years ago

Celebrity Marijuana - First Bob 'Bud' Marley But Who's Next?

Sooner or later, marijuana will be legal everywhere. Slowly it's stumbling across the USA. The 'Marley Natural' blend is also on the way. So which celebrity high will be next? And how will it make you feel?

Xavier Toby • 4 years ago