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Ten Reasons Your Guy Is Not And Never Will Be Ryan Gosling

We're talking "movie Ryan" - who sets standards no mortal male could ever hope to match. Not "real life Ryan" who from most reports is a stellar fella, but probably couldn't live up to "movie Ryan" either.

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4. When you refuse a man’s advances, he will not simply replace you with a mannequin and wait for you. Instead, he may actually date another human woman, as your man is not Ryan Gosling from Lars and the Real Girl.

3. If your partner is a tad psychotic monster, similar to Sean Penn from Gangster Squad, don’t count on being rescued by a cocksure policeman with blue eyes you could drown in, because that’s not a real guy - that’s Ryan Gosling, also from Gangster Squad.

2. If you fall pregnant, don’t just assume that your man will stick by you, even though we all know that’s the right thing to do. As your man is not real-life Ryan Gosling, and you’re not real-life Eva Mendes.

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