One of my friends got a cake that was supposed to read, “Holy $#!* You are 50!” in black icing, and picked up one that read “Holy $#!* You are so black!”
This is ridiculously accurate (minus the archery and ballroom dancing stuff). I graduated almost a year ago, and I'm best friends with the people who were in my major, and I'm still friends with my professors as well. I loved my school so much
My roommate and her BF once had sex while I had a friend over, and my friend heard it before I did. I kept apologizing, and hoped they'd stop, but when they didn't, we decided to play music to cover it, and my friend chose to blast One Direction's No Control. My roommate said she…
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