Everybody knows that this is the summer of the Butt.
sweatyfamishedmehchillenergizednaked & afraid
parchedcotton mouthso thirsty Poseidon couldn't quench meok but could use a swigthirst is mild but persistentno thanks - fully hydrated!
NONE I worship the sun and the sun worships meI'm rubbing on plain body lotion and pretending it will protect me15 and under, my goal is maximum solar absorption30+ If I have to be in the sun I'm going prepared60+ I'm descended from naked mole rats and never meant to live above groundcake me in mud and twigs
staycation - my couch is paradisetropical beachthe public libraryroad tripwherever the booze isglamping
FOMOgiant beach spidersdeath by piña coladatraffic jamsmassive sunburnWinter is Coming
Which Summer Butt Is Your Soulmate?
You’re so light-hearted these days that others feel you may need to be more grounded — but don’t listen to that noise. You are no airhead, and the free-flowing course you are on will lead you to greater happiness. Bubble Butt will be flowing right along with you.
Your bright and cheerful exterior belies your ice-cold ability to focus on what you want. You and Ice Cream Butt would rule the world together.
You value your freedom to go where you want to go, do what you want to do, and say whatever the heck you want to say! The Ameri-Butts are like two majestic eagles watching over you on your way.
Let’s be honest. You are a bit basic. Picnic Butt understands that, but wants you to remember that basic things are also stable and can be very nourishing. Celebrate your beautiful basic-ness!
You feel very at home near the ocean. While your surface can be calm, a lot more is going on down below. Aqua Butt gets that about you and respects it.
Your life is growing and opportunities are springing up all around you. Take advantage of these but also give yourself time to chill under a palm tree somewhere. Tropical Butt would love to meet you there.