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Which Summer Butt Is Your Soulmate?

Everyone needs somebutt-y to love.

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But which Summer Butt truly communes with your heart?

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    sweaty
    famished
    meh
    chill
    energized
    naked & afraid
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    parched
    cotton mouth
    so thirsty Poseidon couldn't quench me
    ok but could use a swig
    thirst is mild but persistent
    no thanks - fully hydrated!
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    NONE I worship the sun and the sun worships me
    I'm rubbing on plain body lotion and pretending it will protect me
    15 and under, my goal is maximum solar absorption
    30+ If I have to be in the sun I'm going prepared
    60+ I'm descended from naked mole rats and never meant to live above ground
    cake me in mud and twigs
  4. staycation - my couch is paradise
    tropical beach
    the public library
    road trip
    wherever the booze is
    glamping
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    FOMO
    giant beach spiders
    death by piña colada
    traffic jams
    massive sunburn
    Winter is Coming

Which Summer Butt Is Your Soulmate?

You got: Bubble Butt

You’re so light-hearted these days that others feel you may need to be more grounded — but don’t listen to that noise. You are no airhead, and the free-flowing course you are on will lead you to greater happiness. Bubble Butt will be flowing right along with you.

Bubble Butt
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You got: Ice Cream Butt

Your bright and cheerful exterior belies your ice-cold ability to focus on what you want. You and Ice Cream Butt would rule the world together.

Ice Cream Butt
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You got: Ameri-Butts

You value your freedom to go where you want to go, do what you want to do, and say whatever the heck you want to say! The Ameri-Butts are like two majestic eagles watching over you on your way.

Ameri-Butts
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You got: Picnic Butt

Let’s be honest. You are a bit basic. Picnic Butt understands that, but wants you to remember that basic things are also stable and can be very nourishing. Celebrate your beautiful basic-ness!

Picnic Butt
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You got: Aqua Butt

You feel very at home near the ocean. While your surface can be calm, a lot more is going on down below. Aqua Butt gets that about you and respects it.

Aqua Butt
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You got: Tropical Butt

Your life is growing and opportunities are springing up all around you. Take advantage of these but also give yourself time to chill under a palm tree somewhere. Tropical Butt would love to meet you there.

Tropical Butt
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