Buzz·Posted on Jul 28, 2016Which Summer Butt Is Your Soulmate?Everyone needs somebutt-y to love.by Will Varner, Taylor Miller, Jenny Chang, Andrew RichardFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Everybody knows that this is the summer of the Butt. Jenny Chang / Taylor Miller / BuzzFeed But which Summer Butt truly communes with your heart? Taylor Miller / BuzzFeed sweaty Correct Incorrect sweaty famished Correct Incorrect famished meh Correct Incorrect meh chill Correct Incorrect chill energized Correct Incorrect energized naked & afraid Correct Incorrect naked & afraid Taylor Miller / BuzzFeed parched Correct Incorrect parched cotton mouth Correct Incorrect cotton mouth so thirsty Poseidon couldn't quench me Correct Incorrect so thirsty Poseidon couldn't quench me ok but could use a swig Correct Incorrect ok but could use a swig thirst is mild but persistent Correct Incorrect thirst is mild but persistent no thanks - fully hydrated! Correct Incorrect no thanks - fully hydrated! Taylor Miller / BuzzFeed NONE I worship the sun and the sun worships me Correct Incorrect NONE I worship the sun and the sun worships me I'm rubbing on plain body lotion and pretending it will protect me Correct Incorrect I'm rubbing on plain body lotion and pretending it will protect me 15 and under, my goal is maximum solar absorption Correct Incorrect 15 and under, my goal is maximum solar absorption 30+ If I have to be in the sun I'm going prepared Correct Incorrect 30+ If I have to be in the sun I'm going prepared 60+ I'm descended from naked mole rats and never meant to live above ground Correct Incorrect 60+ I'm descended from naked mole rats and never meant to live above ground cake me in mud and twigs Correct Incorrect cake me in mud and twigs staycation - my couch is paradise Correct Incorrect staycation - my couch is paradise tropical beach Correct Incorrect tropical beach the public library Correct Incorrect the public library road trip Correct Incorrect road trip wherever the booze is Correct Incorrect wherever the booze is glamping Correct Incorrect glamping Taylor Miller / BuzzFeed FOMO Correct Incorrect FOMO giant beach spiders Correct Incorrect giant beach spiders death by piña colada Correct Incorrect death by piña colada traffic jams Correct Incorrect traffic jams massive sunburn Correct Incorrect massive sunburn Winter is Coming Correct Incorrect Winter is Coming Click here to go behind-the-scenes at our Summer Butts photo shoot. 🍑☀️🍑 Want a beautiful butt/babe in your inbox every weekday? Sign up for BuzzFeed’s “Dude A Day” newsletter! If you can’t see the signup box above, just go here to sign up!