Feelin like a velvety Valentines vixen as I strip off my clothes to dip myself in a bowl of creamy & delicious dark cherry chocolate! SWEET!
— Courtney Stodden (@CourtneyStodden) February 14, 2012
everyone who's asked me to be their valentine today- consider it done.#imvalentineless
— John Stamos (@JohnStamos) February 14, 2012
Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!! Hope your day is filled with love, or at the very least a good shagging.
— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) February 14, 2012
And since it's Valentine's Day, I want every one to have terrific orgasms.
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) February 14, 2012
Cupid never married.
— Peter Serafinowicz (@serafinowicz) February 14, 2012
Valentine's Day is bullshit.(If I don't get something I'm going to cry)
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) February 14, 2012
Happy Valentine Day to all young lovers and old ones. For me its always Valentine day for my loved ones.
— Michael Caine (@themichaelcaine) February 14, 2012
Happy valentines day.....now playing: I aint got no heart : frank zappa
— Cee Lo Green (@CeeLoGreen) February 14, 2012
YOU get a Snoopy! YOU get a Snoopy! EVERYBODY GETS A SNOOPY! #Valentines
— Andy Cohen (@BravoAndy) February 14, 2012
Hey, Happy Valentine's Day kids! U guys are the fn' best! See u out there soon! iiiI; )'
— Slash (@Slash) February 14, 2012
Happy Valentines days sweet tweets! Today is Kurts and my anniversary 29!!! Our first date. OMG! Love it! Hugs to all xx
— Goldie Hawn (@goldiehawn) February 14, 2012
Happy valentines day!!!!!!!!!!! twitter.com/morningmika/st…
— morningmika (@morningmika) February 14, 2012
Thanks for all your Valentine wishes. They made me feel wriggly.
— Nick Frost (@nickjfrost) February 14, 2012
Happy Valentines Day to all my wonderful, smart,fun, and spirited twitter friends. You make me want to be better everyday. I adore you all.
— Kelly K. Bensimon (@kellybensimon) February 14, 2012
I'm bout 2 do what I do best at night go watch tv movies I gotta get up early so Hv a great day It doesn't take a V day date 2 know ur loved
— Tionne T-Boz Watkins (@TheRealTBOZ) February 14, 2012
Hope you all have a happy Valentines (made up by greeting card COs) Day. If you got no sweetie, be sure to love yourself!
— Don Cheadle (@IamDonCheadle) February 14, 2012
Happy ValenDEAN's Day, All! #BringCommunityBack
— Jim Rash (@RashisTVUgly) February 14, 2012
If ur like me, this is the day of the year u just can't stop getting laid.
— Jim Rash (@RashisTVUgly) February 14, 2012
Happy Valentine's Chang!!! twitpic.com/8jv2ks
— Ken Jeong (@kenjeong) February 14, 2012
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO ALL THE LADIES!
— Ludacris (@Ludacris) February 14, 2012
A valentine rose from my only valentine twitter.com/GavinRossdale/…
— Gavin Rossdale (@GavinRossdale) February 14, 2012
Among things trending is "HVD". Is that a venereal disease with a much clearer picture?
— Gilbert Gottfried (@RealGilbert) February 14, 2012
Happy Valentines Day Everyone (; â¤
— Paris Jacksoη (@ParisJackson) February 14, 2012
I'm sorry, but an adult giving another adult a stuffed animal is just plain creepy.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) February 14, 2012
Hallmark, I'll go 50/50 on this card with you: "Moisten your inbox, baby; this Valentine's coming in hard."
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 14, 2012
#HAPPYVAGINADAY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
— Jenna Elfman (@JennaElfman) February 14, 2012
#HappyValentinesDay I love you...and bacon.
— Loni Love (@LoniLove) February 14, 2012
Made a Valentine's Day card 4Jeffrey ... colored it in all the Crayon colors... beautiful! Didn't know about arthritis until I got to purple
— Sherri Shepherd (@SherriEShepherd) February 14, 2012
Love walking around the city on Valentine's Day. So many men walking around with flowers! (and some ladies with Victoria Secret bags! lol)
— Ramona Singer (@ramonasinger) February 14, 2012
Happy Valentines Day! twitpic.com/8jwxog
— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) February 14, 2012
Don't worry about GETTING something today... GIVE something xoxoxo
— hoda kotb (@hodakotb) February 14, 2012
Valentines Day = mimosas in the morning on the Coast Starlight Train in a private room w a bed on way to a room w a fireplace on the ocean
— Sebastian Bach (@sebastianbach) February 14, 2012
Happy Valentines Day!
— Cindy Crawford (@CindyCrawford) February 14, 2012
and you are the best mom! Love you! “@BradGoreskismom: @mrbradgoreski Happy Valentines Day!U r the best son and I love u sooooooo Much!XXOOâ€
— Brad Goreski (@mrbradgoreski) February 14, 2012
Happy Valentine's Day, you guys!!! Go share the love today with someone. :-)
— Sean Hayes (@theseanhayes) February 14, 2012
The sad thing is, we actually are each other's Valentines. #internet
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 14, 2012
But in other news... Barbz, Romans, will u be my Valentine?
— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) February 14, 2012
My Valentine (and officially my youngest fan). #TeamBringItLove twitter.com/TheRock/status…
— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) February 14, 2012
Happy Valentines day to all my bitches! How pimp is that?
— marlon wayans (@MARLONLWAYANS) February 14, 2012
Gentlemen: Don't forget what day it is! lockerz.com/s/183742374
— Arsenio Hall (@ArsenioOFFICIAL) February 14, 2012
Happy Valentine's Day to all you luvbugs! Sending love to you all on cupid's day.
— LeAnn Rimes Cibrian (@leannrimes) February 14, 2012
Guess I had a bad connection when ordering my V-day cake. Anyone know a Dave?(Happy Valentines Dave)
— Nick Thune (@nickthune) February 14, 2012
ok, MEN, seriously..are you guys that thick? VALENTINES DAY is NOT about YOU! Its about us! Hating it&doing nothing w/it makes US feel bad
— Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) February 14, 2012
I am CRYING laughing @ MEN trying2convince me..a WOMAN..that I dont deserve dinners&flowers2day. ::sigh:: this is why all my v-days sucked
— Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) February 14, 2012
Happy Valentines Day Tweetheart ! Praying all the broken hearts out there get mended.
— Billy Ray Cyrus (@billyraycyrus) February 14, 2012
Happy Valentine's Day, Tweeple.Now go kiss something. XO
— Official Wanda Sykes (@iamwandasykes) February 14, 2012
"If u aint lovin hard, u aint lovin at all"... #sabotage Happy Valentines
— Wale Folarin(@Wale) February 14, 2012
Happy Valentine's Day, friends! Here's to a day filled with love for all!
— Mandy Moore (@TheMandyMoore) February 14, 2012
happy valentines day. x
— Elijah Wood (@woodelijah) February 14, 2012
Song of the day "my funny valentine" #ellafitzgerald
— Evan Rachel Wood (@evanrachelwood) February 14, 2012
That goes out to @1jamiebell. My valentine. I love you baby x
— Evan Rachel Wood (@evanrachelwood) February 14, 2012
Some more v-day songs. "is this love" #bobmarley and "Debra" #beck
— Evan Rachel Wood (@evanrachelwood) February 14, 2012
Happy Valentine's Day! I'm cooking up dinner at home tonight. Looking frwd to spending some quality time w/my fam. Hope you have a good one.
— Emeril Lagasse (@Emeril) February 14, 2012
Happy Valentine’s Day, Meanies. Ladies, expect the least. That way, the roses from the gas station will mean so much more!
— Lisa Lampanelli (@LisaLampanelli) February 14, 2012
"If you can't be with the one you love..." You know the rest. Happy Valentine's Day!
— Ralph Macchio (@ralphmacchio) February 14, 2012
"I choo choo choose you." -Ralph Wiggum
— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) February 14, 2012
Happy Valentine's Day!!!!!!!!
— Heidi Montag (@heidimontag) February 14, 2012
I believe in soul mates
— Heidi Montag (@heidimontag) February 14, 2012
Almost bought roses... Then I saw this. instagr.am/p/G_6prFgE0N/
— Nick Thune (@nickthune) February 14, 2012
I refuse to wear red today.
— MichelleTrachtenberg (@RealMichelleT) February 14, 2012
im not the first person to write this, but it's unfortunate that the acronym for valentines day is v.d. it's odd to wish someone 'happy vd'
— moby (@thelittleidiot) February 14, 2012
If you're single on Valentine's Day, see a couple holding hands, run through the middle & yell, "I'VE BROKEN THE SPELL! BE FREE!"
— Dane Cook (@danecook) February 14, 2012
Hey, @MichelleObama: Happy Valentine's Day. -bo
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) February 14, 2012