"Every time I hop in the shower and see myself naked I cry, because my penis looks so small now. The upside is, every time you lose 10 lbs you gain an inch on your penis."
The show was seven years of my life and a six-day work week and you're constantly with your friends all day, all night. You sort of live and breathe the show. Then, when it's over, you kind of feel a little lost… it was definitely an adjustment – even just the hours and no longer being in New York.
The "American Pie" star was seen shopping at edgy Brit brand All Saints last week when she was overheard berating employees for refusing to give her a discount because of her "fame," and then was booted, spies said.
"She was screaming," said a source. "She had to be escorted out by security. She seemed drunk."
Channing Tatum and his wife go on double dates with Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher.
Robert Pattinson's new ads for Dior are so hot that all of our heads will explode upon seeing them.
Khloe Kardashian has been officially fired from the X Factor (even though we knew that two months ago).
Chrissy Amphlett of the Divinyls passed away over the weekend at the age of 53.
Zac Efron was nervous to do his first sex scene with Heather Graham.
Cotton is the fabric of Hayden Panettiere's life.
Neil Patrick Harris is moving to New York City.
LeAnn Rimes may have bought a bunch of fake twitter followers last week.
Kanye West has secretly been going to Kim Kardashian's doctors appointments?
Man, was The Chevy Chase Show a disaster.
Kendra Wilkinson was in a car accident over the weekend but is doing fine now.
Justin Bieber got a tattoo of a koi fish.