Marge: “Honey, I’m glad you’re passionate. I just hope you’re not riling people up with your show.
Homer: “Oh, Marge! Don’t worry! People know I’m doing a character, like Stephen Colbert or Newt Gingrich.”
The “Liberal Straw Man”
A Homer Simpson guarantee: “I’m not just another loudmouth. I’m a loudmouth who says things you’re afraid to say. But not racist things!”
And now, an obvious Chris Christie joke:
Homer: “Eh, maybe I’ll vote Democrat. The great thing is, when they get in they act like Republicans.”
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