1. You forgot how to read.
2. You get perfume in your eyes.
3. You forget the lyrics to a song.
4. You lean over a candle and light your hair on fire.
5. You lose your glasses.
6. A squirrel falls on your head.
7. You just remembered that you forgot to lock your door.
8. You see someone slip on a banana peel.
9. You just remembered kittens exist.
10. You just found out that you’re dating your cousin.
11. You’re creeping on someone’s Instagram.
12. You accidentally like someone’s photo on Instagram.
13. You find $5 in your jacket pocket.
14. Someone lets out a little toot in the elevator.
- Iraq's prime minister has ordered the arrest of anti-government protesters who breached Baghdad's fortified "Green Zone" and occupied the parliament building.
- U.S. President Barack Obama zinged the media and presidential contenders before dropping the mic at his final White House Correspondents' Dinner 🇺🇸
- And NASA is building an $18 billion rocket to nowhere. The agency is more about jobs on the ground than exploring space, critics say 🚀💰