1. You forgot how to read.
2. You get perfume in your eyes.
3. You forget the lyrics to a song.
4. You lean over a candle and light your hair on fire.
5. You lose your glasses.
6. A squirrel falls on your head.
7. You just remembered that you forgot to lock your door.
8. You see someone slip on a banana peel.
9. You just remembered kittens exist.
10. You just found out that you’re dating your cousin.
11. You’re creeping on someone’s Instagram.
12. You accidentally like someone’s photo on Instagram.
13. You find $5 in your jacket pocket.
14. Someone lets out a little toot in the elevator.
- Canada's Conservatives just voted to get rid of a party policy opposing gay marriage 🇨🇦
- Dozens were arrested at a Trump rally in San Diego as protesters clashed with supporters. Trump thanked police for "handling the thugs."
- The World Health Organization has dismissed calls to postpone or cancel this summer's Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro because of the Zika virus.