1. You forgot how to read.
2. You get perfume in your eyes.
3. You forget the lyrics to a song.
4. You lean over a candle and light your hair on fire.
5. You lose your glasses.
6. A squirrel falls on your head.
7. You just remembered that you forgot to lock your door.
8. You see someone slip on a banana peel.
9. You just remembered kittens exist.
10. You just found out that you’re dating your cousin.
11. You’re creeping on someone’s Instagram.
12. You accidentally like someone’s photo on Instagram.
13. You find $5 in your jacket pocket.
14. Someone lets out a little toot in the elevator.
- The Clinton campaign is trying to stop television stations from running a pro-Trump ad featuring Michelle Obama.
- A federal jury cleared the leaders of an Oregon standoff. The militia group took over a wildlife refuge last January.
- An airplane carrying Republican VP candidate Mike Pence skidded off the runway at New York City's LaGuardia airport. No one was injured.
- RIP — Vine says it's discontinuing its mobile app, effectively ending the 6-second video service 💀