This is Chris Pratt.
And this is George St. Geegland and Gil Faizon, two long-time residents of the Upper West Side and experts of the theater.
Chris appeared on Gil and George's hit "Br'dway" show "Oh, Hello" last night, and we've got the exclusive video of it!
George asked Chris, since he was such a nice guy, if he ever had a period in his life where he wasn't.
So Chris dove right in to a story.
Yes, he keyed a cop car...while a cop was still inside of it.
But other than that short-lived era, Chris has stayed on the good side ever since.
Watch the entire clip below!
And check out Oh, Hello on Broadway here.