“My theory about Taylor Swift is that she’s a virgin, that everyone breaks up with her because they date her for two weeks and she’s like, ‘I’m not gonna do it.’ And they’re like, ‘Oh, well, forget it. Then I don’t want to date you.’ Every guy thinks they’re going to devirginize her, and they’re not. She’s never going to get devirginized, ever, ever, ever, ever.”
Yup, that’s Michael Douglas and Matt Damon as Liberace and his lover on the cover of Entertainment Weekly.
“I never actually thought it was a relationship in all honesty. I never mentally defined it as boyfriend/girlfriend. When I split up with him I said ‘It’s because I’m never there, I don’t know how to do it.’ That’s all I said… then the rest happened.”
Even the creator of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles doesn’t like Megan Fox in the role of April O’Neil.
Shia LaBeouf took his girlfriend to Olive Garden. Stars, they’re just like us!
Kanye West wishes that you liked him better in kilts. And with Kim.
Paris Jackson is now a cheerleader at her local high school.
Grizz Chapman really wants to be on The Walking Dead.
Tina Fey hates online parenting boards.
What’s with these gay rumors about Jax Taylor?
Melissa McCarthy will host Saturday Night Live on April 6th.
Ed Helms has signed on to star in the next “Vacation” movie.
What Not To Wear is ending after 10 seasons.
Colin Farrell’s had an array of accents in his movies.
Kate Moss will cover Playboy’s 60th anniversary cover.
Selena Gomez hates her “baby face” but will love it later.
Kourtney Kardashian got bangs.
- A Fire engulfed a historic Serbian Orthodox church in New York City on Sunday hours after the church hosted Easter celebrations.
- Around 100 people drowned this past weekend after two migrant vessels went down in the Mediterranean sea.
- And elephants performed for the last time at Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey after years of protest from animal advocates 🐘