“You look like Michelle Obama!”
We know that thing you do that nobody else knows about.
FYI, bimbofication erotica is a niche kink that involves a person transforming into a hypersexualized caricature.
What’s the state of your TV habits?
“I can’t believe you have the NERVE to slander these delicacies.”
Get ready to make some delicious decisions.
Now let’s see…where is the liver?
Captain America is IRL fighting the alt-right.
“Guy: *gets blowjob*. Guy: did you cum babe.”
Queen of giving zero fucks.
It’s time to move on and get some new “jokes.”
“As you can see, they are NORMAL-SIZED HANDS.”
“My whole neighborhood gossiping about my ‘smoking habit’.”
And it’s a pretty good reason tbh.