When Grandpa Joe finds out they got a golden ticket and just casually hops out of bed and dances around, despite the whole family starving to death eating cabbage soup every night while he spends all the money on pipe tobacco. Smh.
I was so scared of getting lice that when there was an outbreak at my elementary school that I put my hair in a bun, tied a grocery sack around the top of my head, and wore a hat on top of all of it. I only wore this ensemble when I was at home because we were not allowed to wear…Â
On my third day working at a coffee shop, guy comes in asking for a bottled coffee drink Me: "We don't have that, but a mocha would be pretty similar, do you want to try that?" Him: "Sure, I'll have the biggest size" Me: "Great, that will be $5.97" Him *pulls out several fist fulls…Â
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