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13 Swears You Can Use When You Pay Off Your Student Loans

Oh hell yeah. See if you recognize any of these! You're totally free to use them too.

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1.

This is what you say when you realize your remaining balance is now $0.00.

This is what you say when you realize your remaining balance is now $0.00.

2.

That moment when you realize you're free of those heavy fiscal shackles.

That moment when you realize you're free of those heavy fiscal shackles.

3.

Mmmmm yeah. Oh my sh*t indeed.Rejoice, young lady!

Mmmmm yeah. Oh my sh*t indeed.

Rejoice, young lady!

4.

DUUUUDE, EHEUHEUEHUEHEUEH.EEEEEHEHEHEHHEEHUEHUEHEUHEUEHUEHE.

DUUUUDE, EHEUHEUEHUEHEUEH.

EEEEEHEHEHEHHEEHUEHUEHEUHEUEHUEHE.

5.

Pop the champagne! Slice up the good cheese!

Pop the champagne! Slice up the good cheese!

6.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa.Fella. Watch your mouth.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa.

Fella. Watch your mouth.

7.

Maybe wouldn't go that far, but congratulations!

Maybe wouldn't go that far, but congratulations!

8.

BIG TIME!BIG BOYS IN BIG SUITS ON BIG STAIRS!BIG JUMPS!FOR BIG CELEBRATIONS!

BIG TIME!

BIG BOYS IN BIG SUITS ON BIG STAIRS!

BIG JUMPS!

FOR BIG CELEBRATIONS!

9.

There's no f*cking bad words in here, just "wowie wow."Wow, you guys.

There's no f*cking bad words in here, just "wowie wow."

Wow, you guys.

10.

Believe it! Or don't, doesn't matter! The truth remains unchanged, you handsome, debt-free man.

Believe it! Or don't, doesn't matter! The truth remains unchanged, you handsome, debt-free man.

11.

This is what you say to the online billing system when you click "confirm payment" for the final time. And boy howdy does it ever feel good.

This is what you say to the online billing system when you click "confirm payment" for the final time. And boy howdy does it ever feel good.

12.

You did it, pal! Go celebrate by paying your rent and buying yourself some good tacos or something!

You did it, pal! Go celebrate by paying your rent and buying yourself some good tacos or something!

13.

Damn straight.

Damn straight.

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