Response to 11 Cincinnati Foods That Are Better Than Yours:
Hi, my name is Homogenous White Person from Cincinnati. Like most Ohioans, I have this grandiose yet completely misplaced delusion of superiority. I feel very important because I visit (big city name) and go on and on about how super awesome Ohio is, even though I haven’t lived in there in 10 years. Please give me attention. Sincerely, Homogenous White Person
Response to Awesome Celebrity Hotlines Of The ’80s:
I remember the CALL FREDDY one. There was also a 900# for GLOW (Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling). Now I’m dating myself….
Response to The 12 Sexiest Beards Of Canada:
This gay beard thing needs to run its course already. Jeez.
I’m getting OLD if the mid to late 90s look that dated. JT looks infinitely better now, even though he’s 15 years older!
Response to 17 Reasons 2002 Was The Best Year To Dream Big:
Why does every list include several references to crappy Nickelodeon shows?